Wednesday, March 7, 2007

Steve mccann'sbike



Is that a seat, or did someone throw up all over the top of your seat post dude?

Monday, March 5, 2007

Biggest "You Really Fucking Blew It" Ever


Primo: the company that had it all and pissed it away. You're the most pathetic company in bmx rght now. what happened?

The Pinocchio of BMX


For pulling the wool over the entire bmx community's eyes, lying through your teeth about anything that crosses your patth and kissing the ass of anything you think is hot at the moment.



Robert Morales, we salute you.

Honestly, I don't know how this boy's nose isn't touching the moon by now with the amount of lies that have poured out of his mouth. BMX industry, you should be ashamed of yourself for allowing this sham of a person continue to influence you.

Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Why it's so uncool?




No wonder BMX is so uncool. Kids go to Dew Tours to see skateboarders, and they see Bucky Lasek, Bob Burnquist (even though his clothes are somewhat wack) and Ryan Scheckler reppin' and lookin' cool.

When kids go to Dew Tours to see BMXers, they see old men rockin' shoes from Target, sportin' badminton racquets on their gear bags and searching for the nearest $1.99 Bud Lite Special. We should be better than this. It is for this reason that I think the vert category should be completely shut down.

Sunday, February 25, 2007

The Ugliest BMX Shoe of the Day is:


UGP, The Orleans Shoe. Seriously dudes, how nerdy do you want us bmxers to look?